Recruiters, Headhunters, HR retards

 You contacted me. 

I took the time to deploy overseas and complete college degrees ahead of schedule. I am MORE than MOST.

 You send a link to test me without an indication as to how much time the test takes up. You can suck my nuts. Do it real good.

Fuck outta’ here with your bullshit. An interview is REQUIRED to see if I even want your bullshit shell game of a job. I don’t want to work for you golfer clapping goobers.

Some meal quickies

 Good cupboard!

90 second rice pack and some canned chicken or tuna. Ready in 2 min.

Air fryer?: throw the bread slice in and crack an egg over it. Easy peasy. 7 minutes.

Always have some beef summer sausage next to the span, and… like a can of ground beef. Non-perishable game goes strong.

Ever just do random crap like think about your headstone?

 How far ahead should you make the paperwork of your passing easier for loved ones.

FYI, I’m not being gloomy or suicidal. Just snowed in. Or beered in. 

Death Water

Yeast
Fermentation
slow death.
Final but keep going.
Forever.
No mind
Just a Constance.
Aged to perfection
It's the evolution
Returned to the earth
To keep going
It's a perfect circle.
You see the whipped cream on top
Though the numbers infinite jumble
The period is a full circle

I'm just going to rattle off a List

Chick Fil-a wraps
Arby's Meatoberfest sandwiches
Penn Station
Burger King nugget seasoning and cheesy tots
Steak 'n Shake $4 menu
LaRosa's Buddy Delux
Wendy's BBQ burgers

Maine is a border town near Africa.

Talk about distance decay

pressherald.com/2019/06/17/record-number-of-african-migrants-arriving-on-u-s-mexico-border

Do substances unleash your tendencies ?

Annie be getting crazy on that weed.

anncoulter.com/columns/2019-05-15.html#read_more