Recruiters, Headhunters, HR retards

 You contacted me. 

I took the time to deploy overseas and complete college degrees ahead of schedule. I am MORE than MOST.

 You send a link to test me without an indication as to how much time the test takes up. You can suck my nuts. Do it real good.

Fuck outta’ here with your bullshit. An interview is REQUIRED to see if I even want your bullshit shell game of a job. I don’t want to work for you golfer clapping goobers.

Some meal quickies

 Good cupboard!

90 second rice pack and some canned chicken or tuna. Ready in 2 min.

Air fryer?: throw the bread slice in and crack an egg over it. Easy peasy. 7 minutes.

Always have some beef summer sausage next to the span, and… like a can of ground beef. Non-perishable game goes strong.

Ever just do random crap like think about your headstone?

 How far ahead should you make the paperwork of your passing easier for loved ones.

FYI, I’m not being gloomy or suicidal. Just snowed in. Or beered in. 

Death Water

Yeast
Fermentation
slow death.
Final but keep going.
Forever.
No mind
Just a Constance.
Aged to perfection
It's the evolution
Returned to the earth
To keep going
It's a perfect circle.
You see the whipped cream on top
Though the numbers infinite jumble
The period is a full circle

I'm just going to rattle off a List

Chick Fil-a wraps
Arby's Meatoberfest sandwiches
Penn Station
Burger King nugget seasoning and cheesy tots
Steak 'n Shake $4 menu
LaRosa's Buddy Delux
Wendy's BBQ burgers

Maine is a border town near Africa.

Talk about distance decay

pressherald.com/2019/06/17/record-number-of-african-migrants-arriving-on-u-s-mexico-border

Do substances unleash your tendencies ?

Annie be getting crazy on that weed.

anncoulter.com/columns/2019-05-15.html#read_more

When I go

Like all those before me.
At the very least
And if that least is even blank darkness and nothingness.
I will be there with them.

Federal Prison Expansion (or Contraction)

The idea of private prisons just plainly sounds terrible.  Outsourcing some DoD functions is one thing, but domestic policing seems quite another.

Another hot issue of the day is decriminalizing some of the minor skirmishes in the drug war, which could lessen the prison population, so my next question ....could be out of the question.  Or incarceration space could be leased out by state correction departments (or vice versa).

If it were up to me, we'd be doing some more tent city and caged encampments in perhaps more arid regions.  Less brick and mortar for bullshit.  However, more individual cages for safety purposes.  And as far as the war on drugs, there are too many fecal alcoholic moronic retards that get caught out in the open and out and about in their cars..... because they are retarded individuals and there are many monumentally retarded communities.  If the war on drugs abates further from natural substances such as cannabis it appears that every level of jailhood, from federal to state to county could have freed up spaces.

Nonetheless, ....I like to deal with locations that could suit some expansion if ever need be.  And spaces jump out at me by scanning maps.  There are state maps (and county ones) to be had for each state and county sheriff departments incarceration facilities (respectively), but that's more of a dotted visual than I care for right now.  I'm sure there's an argument for a county or state jail here or there suitable for expanding with a federal annex, but I'm not sure it's appropriate.

Do other nations have (and waste money on) immigrant-only prisons???

The jailhouse rock can provide some economic stimulus for a community.  And since I'm keep my eyes on Ohio, I could see a new fed prison built somewhere like Troy, New Carlisle or Wilmington leaning towards the Dayton area.  For Cincinnati's tilt, Mt. Orab seems far enough but close enough.  For the region, in that same vein, south of the I-275 beltway would be fitting.

Do you have any input ?

Expansion of Regional Campuses. Ohio

Ohio State University West

Just spitballing here,

... but what about Mason, Ohio (home of suburbia Cincinnati's Kings Island)?  Or Lebanon a small drive north of that in the heart of their county... .

In a tighter "shotgroup" for the map, Piqua or Troy seem like a nice slide down Interstate 75 from Lima along the west side of the map

OSU campuses

Ohio U. campuses

Ohio University West (or Georgetown)

For Ohio University and Bobcat Nation, what about Georgetown, Ohio (way east Cincinnati)?
Or perhaps Lebanon in the heart of Warren County.


Perhaps these locations can help the expansion of the online programs as well.

A Pub called "The Local"

I shit you not, I thought how cool it would be to have a non-profit pub.  A charitable Public House.

And I googled it to discover a month prior in Oregon this had been accomplished.  Neato.

But beyond the scope of giving to the likes of the American Red Cross or Cancer association, ...
what about doing even more local?

I think of the Too Big to Fail and Easier to Hide Corruption (through the likes of bank VPs) and there becomes a few bad apples in the big barns.  Watching local community beautification efforts come to light is much more satisfying and local. 
I mentioned the big banks matter because I thought breaking up the banks into right-sized regional credit unions would've been more appropriate and accountable to matters such as inflation.

Imagine a bar & grill that pays

For youth sports equipment.  Small "flash" flower gardens on blighted vacant lots.  Mulch on an old lady's property.  Soup for soup kitchens.  And on and on.  Your menu includes your desired dollar destination.  Go Fund Thee.

Fast Food should be Fast. No shit.

Retards.  I don't remember it to the extent 20 or so years ago it has been this bad.  You fucking people move slower than sludgy shit.  What's the deal?  What's your excuse?

I'm on a work break.  And you dumb assholes bring me to pack periodically.  But fuck just working through lunch, whether at my desk or truck.

The fast food error rate is inexcusable too.  Frequently fucked as fuck.  Are the kids high?  Why are these adults fucking it up hardcore.  Can they annunciate or are they retarded as fuck?  Am I going to have to go to Chik-fil-a only?

You boardroom idiots of these chain joints, and in Ohio there are some, like Wendy's (who can't count nuggets or hand you the wrong bag altogether), and White Castles (who seemingly imports their workforce off a boat or turnip truck straight into the blight power enclaves),.... ye' boardrooms, you need to unass your idiot thrown on the grill when one orders.  You are FAST FOOD, .... not me burn half my break 2 cars back in line for 15 minutes to receive a steaming hot order of messed up to burn my mouth as well as my respect for you idiots.  Fast; not cuisine.  You have no clue how many cars constantly pull off.  Unass yourselves.

Idea Machine. Were I a marketer .....I

- I'd push for those Saag or Palak Paneer Coney and angel hair spaghetti dishes, Cincinnati-style.

-I'd push for the likes of Nestle and their flavored waters to go into any number of restaurants, even if dealing with the hiring process with some of their quota hires is borderline onset downsyndrome.  The pop-fizz of sodas can be captured, and are, in their spring water lines.
...... But the caffeine .....!?!?!?
Well, I'm a coffee lover, cold or hot.  I'd go for a sidekick to the water.  A shot of espresso.  With a splash of whatever flavor.

Start with the sit-down joints.  Availability will kick to the chains and fast-food joints.
I'M GOING TO BITCH ABOUT THE JOKE THOSE PLACES HAVE BECOME A LITTLE BLOG LATER

But anyway, in lieu of the kick of a pop, there will be drink duos, of fancy water with a sidekick of pop.  Whether that be a shot of seltzer with energy-drink level caffeine, or a flat out hot or cold flavored espresso.  Are those 5-hour energy thingies still a thing?

Contemporary Cajun Music (RAP).

It's sprinkler systems and simile from TV.

Idea for Cincinnati Chili Menu Expansion

Have you ever eaten Saag Paneer?  Or Salak Paneer?
Level of heat to your choosing on that scale of 1 to 6.

Yummy Indian food.

From off the top of my head the change-up and excitement of a chili menu used to be when the footlong became available for a limited time only.

Some menus have grown to include cold cut sandwiches, salads, wrap thingies like pitas, chili coated burritos and some mainstays like cheesey fries.  And probably veggie chili with the black bean that tastes meaty but is Vegan-friendly level stuff.

For a meat lover like me, I still love to shake it up.  And I would love a dependable mainstay on the menu that taste yummy, but is heart friendlier.  BESIDES THE SALAD.   And cooked spinach is excellent.

I heated some leftover Saag Paneer but didn't have any rice available.  But I had angel hair pasta.  And it was most excellent.  I could eat it about every day.  And tweaking the heat scale to my mood would be a wonderful option.  Cubed cheese.  Saag conies.  Throw in some mother-loving Caesar wraps and I'd marry a Cincinnati Chili franchise.

I've all but divorced B-dubs.  Kroger came out with the Spicy Garlic.  And I can make my own caesar wraps since B-dubs dropped that from a lovely lunch option.

Dixie, Skyline or Gold Star,..... who wants to hire me as V.P. of something or other ?